MOM AND FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
One of the more uncomfortable moments in my life was being on the plane next to my mom while she was reading the book "Fifty Shades of Grey". I believe it is just like reading what I actually watch on pornsites, although my search words may be a little different from my mom's. Anyways, I asked her a question while she was reading her book and she completely ignored me while rubbing her own leg ever so gently. Dammit!!! Plane ticket to the Phillipines $1,700, Fifty Shades of Grey $20, flying coach next to my mom on a plane while she is aroused...priceless and not the business.