One of the more uncomfortable moments in my life was being on the plane next to my mom while she was reading the book "Fifty Shades of Grey". I believe it is just like reading what I actually watch on pornsites, although my search words may be a little different from my mom's. Anyways, I asked her a question while she was reading her book and she completely ignored me while rubbing her own leg ever so gently. Dammit!!! Plane ticket to the Phillipines $1,700, Fifty Shades of Grey $20, flying coach next to my mom on a plane while she is aroused...priceless and not the business.