I was waiting at a crosswalk downtown and the light was red, but there wasn't any traffic.  This younger Mexican guy jaywalked right past me and gave me a look of disgust.  I felt like such a square for obeying the law.  Feeling the pressure of having my manhood in question, I jaywalked too.  Then he looked back at me and I know he was thinking, "that's right, follow a real man's lead you little bitch."

Robert OmotoComment