Struggles of a day job while being a Comedian

I work in an office and do comedy at night, so I have to keep them separate. Remain professional, I talk crazy on stage.

A co-worker at my office in a meeting room full of 50 managers I don’t know yelled at me across the room:

Co-worker: Hey, Robert you do stand-up comedy?

Me: (looking down) No.

Co-worker: I thought I saw your picture on a flyer.

Me: That’s funny, probably someone who looks like me.

Co-worker: It said your name on it.

Me: Can I talk to you outside for minute.

Now I know how strippers feel when they get recognized at the grocery store.