Wrong Place Wrong Time
A co-worker at my office job in a meeting room full of 50 employees I don’t know just yelled at me across the room:
Co-worker: Hey, Robert you do stand-up comedy?
Me: (looking down) No.
Co-worker: I thought I saw your picture on a flyer.
Me: That’s funny, probably someone who looks like me.
Co-worker: It said your name on it.
Me: Can I talk to you outside for minute.
Now I know how strippers feel when they get recognized at grocery store.