Father's Day

My dad is a nut. When my older brother had his first baby, he went off on a rant in the waiting room, “You know, your brother doesn’t automatically get Father’s Day now.” I said, “What are you talking about?”

He said, “He’s not a real dad yet. I’ve been a Dad for 35 years. He’ll only be a few months in. We’re not peers all of a sudden. He doesn’t get to just hop in on my day. He should have to wait ten years. Father’s Day for him should be on a separate day in like October.”