BASKETBALL IS RACIST

The basketball courts at parks and 24 hour fitness are segregated like prison yards. On the good court are the blacks and whites. The other court has all the Asians who have mustaches that don't connect in the middle and are playing in flip flops and cargo pants. The same court also has the Mexican dudes who can't speak English with Tres Flores/LA looks in their hair wearing fake ass gold Jesus necklaces, which I assume has chocolate in the middle. Screw you America, I ain't playing on that court.