Don't Copy Off Me
I was taking a test in college and saw this dude trying to copy off me. I covered my test and shook my head no at him. He whispered, “come on man, I didn’t study last night.” I said, “alright, it’s all good. I got you.” I waited for the teacher to look away and turned my scantron towards him. He gave me the thumbs up and a head nod.
We got our tests back a week later and he was pissed. He was like “WTF man, I got an “F”. I was like, “I tried to tell you not to copy off me. I’m on academic probation and don’t even have the book for this class. I’m not like...a good Asian.”