Robert Omoto performing at "The Gateway Show" where comics perform their first set is completely sober, then get SUPER HIGH during an intermission and attempt to tell more jokes. This is my HIGH set. I rarely smoke weed and have never been on stage high.

This scammer called me and tried to have me pay off $1,300 to a JCPenny account that I don’t even have. I already had him on the phone for five minutes before this, but I always try to keep them on the phone for as long as I can rattling off nonsense.