RIDE TO SCHOOL

If I could go back in time I wouldn't change huge events in my life, I'd change small ones. Like the time I was a freshman riding my bike to school and a girl I knew was walking.  I asked her if she wanted a ride, she said yes. She sat on the handle bars, but I wasn't strong enough and my forearms gave out. We kept falling over. 

She finally got irritated and said,"lets switch." I put my head down in embarrassment as I sat on the handle bars, getting pumped by a girl as we rode down Truxel.  It was at that moment I knew...I'd never be able sleep with this woman.