PARENTS AND VACATIONS
I love realistic parents, the ones who say kids are horrible and I wish I didn't have any. Much better than other parents who lie about how great it is and post pictures with baggy eyes because you haven't slept or climaxed in years. The same parents when I mention a vacation always say, "Hawaii? This time of year? It's too hot." No it's not, you just can't go....and you hate the fact that you'll go to prison if you punch your bad ass kid.