SKINNY JEANS GANGSTER

I Pulled up to a stoplight and there was some fake ass hood dude rappin' to himself at a crosswalk wearing head phones and the tightest red skinny jeans I'd ever seen.  I immediately had a couple of thoughts.  The first was that those jeans were way too tight to move effectively enough to whoop my ass.  Second real gangsters jaywalk, they don't wait for the little white bald man to tell them when it's safe to cross the street.