I was in the bathroom at work and I saw a motivational quote I liked on Facebook so I took a screen shot, but I forgot to silence my phone so the shutter went off. Great now the guy in the stall next to me thinks I'm some pervert who is sending dick picks on the clock. I was tempted to say out loud, "That's a good quote, glad I saved that." But that would make it seem like I was taking dick pics for sure. I know he saw my shoes, so I took them off and just walked around the office in my socks. I'm not getting fired for this asshole and ending up on the news with that bitch Christina Mendonza asking me questions. Checkmate mystery stall dude.

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