THE "WHAT IF I GOT FAT" QUESTION

My girlfriend asked me if the same question every girl asks the other day. She asked, "would break up with me if I got fat." I said, "yes, an now that you know that, if you do get fat I'll assume that's your way of saying that YOU want to break up with me.  And let me tell you something baby girl...I'm not in this relationship to get my heart broken."